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Shit Nifty Smut Says

i find the funny bits of bad smut, so you don't have to!

nifty.org is a website where people write smut stories. some of them are really, really bad. this is a blog about those stories.

if you find something you want me to read, please submit it!!
Jul 25 '13

Anonymous asked:

I enjoy your reading of face the strange, especially when you break down laughing in the middle of it because then I start laughing too and it's just great

omfg ty friend!!!

Jul 23 '13
face the strange choopter 4

HI SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

May 27 '13

i have a feeling this reading will get more casual and conversational as time goes on

i have a hard time not commenting on shit

May 27 '13
face the strange: chhhehpATA 3

in this chapter,

  • Professors Macnoggle’s orifice makes an appearance
  • professor skellington
  • someone gets a bonner
  • edward becomes the tumors

read along here

May 27 '13

just a heads up, the next few chapters will have a few more mistakes and giggles b/c i didnt have time to re-record stuff….  (i dont have anything to edit this stuff with so i do it all in one take)

May 25 '13

corduroybear17 asked:

Chapter Three! You're too perfect! I want More!

aww u flatter me ▽`)

hopefully i’ll have it up monday, but definitely sometime next week!

May 25 '13

btw just a heads up, the homophobia in face the strange only gets worse from here and is literally a plot point in the late chapters so

keep that in mind if that sort of thing is triggering for you!

May 25 '13
face the strange ceHAPTER TOO

in this chapter,

  • i get the giggles
  • dallys mom is nippleless fire
  • it is dangerosu
  • hiei was updates punishing walls angerly

read along here

May 25 '13
"hello" said the fire

dinkywitch:

I TRIED TO START READING CHAPTEr TWO AND I JUST

also heres some bloopers i put on my main blog

May 25 '13
aw thanks you guys!!
i actually do have chapter 2 recorded and it should be up soon
it might be a while before i can do chap 3 tho :( im shooting for monday atm

aw thanks you guys!!

i actually do have chapter 2 recorded and it should be up soon

it might be a while before i can do chap 3 tho :( im shooting for monday atm