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Shit Nifty Smut Says

i find the funny bits of bad smut, so you don't have to!

nifty.org is a website where people write smut stories. some of them are really, really bad. this is a blog about those stories.

if you find something you want me to read, please submit it!!
May 27 '13

i have a feeling this reading will get more casual and conversational as time goes on

i have a hard time not commenting on shit

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May 27 '13
face the strange: chhhehpATA 3

in this chapter,

  • Professors Macnoggle’s orifice makes an appearance
  • professor skellington
  • someone gets a bonner
  • edward becomes the tumors

read along here

5 notes Tags: face the strange dramatic reading Harry Potter fanfiction bad fanfiction

May 27 '13

just a heads up, the next few chapters will have a few more mistakes and giggles b/c i didnt have time to re-record stuff….  (i dont have anything to edit this stuff with so i do it all in one take)

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May 25 '13

corduroybear17 asked:

Chapter Three! You're too perfect! I want More!

aww u flatter me ▽`)

hopefully i’ll have it up monday, but definitely sometime next week!

May 25 '13

btw just a heads up, the homophobia in face the strange only gets worse from here and is literally a plot point in the late chapters so

keep that in mind if that sort of thing is triggering for you!

Tags: sorry 4 not tagging the slurs in the first audiopost

May 25 '13
face the strange ceHAPTER TOO

in this chapter,

  • i get the giggles
  • dallys mom is nippleless fire
  • it is dangerosu
  • hiei was updates punishing walls angerly

read along here

9 notes Tags: face the strange harry potter fanfiction bad fanfiction dramatic reading on the real this is the hardest chapter to read w/o laughing tw slurs

May 25 '13
"hello" said the fire

dinkywitch:

I TRIED TO START READING CHAPTEr TWO AND I JUST

also heres some bloopers i put on my main blog

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May 25 '13
aw thanks you guys!!
i actually do have chapter 2 recorded and it should be up soon
it might be a while before i can do chap 3 tho :( im shooting for monday atm

aw thanks you guys!!

i actually do have chapter 2 recorded and it should be up soon

it might be a while before i can do chap 3 tho :( im shooting for monday atm

1 note Tags: crazy-cat--man corduroybear17

May 24 '13

lilianlovesdesertpunk asked:

I loooove face the strange, ahaha. Your reading was amazing xD

haha thanks!!

i think its underrated as a hilarious fanfiction

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May 24 '13
face the strange cheapter oen

hi guys im doing a ~dramatic reading~ of “face the strange,” a majestic piece of literature

in this chapter,

  • our mary sue, dally, goes to hogwarts with edwad cullen
  • theres a long white bear
  • hedgemice
  • i say “table” instead of “house”

read along here

9 notes Tags: dramatic reading face the strange fanfiction bad fanfiction i tried to do voices but thats not... my forte.............. harry potter